asian jack-o-lantern

hah gaaaay

here comes another chinese earthquake ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

A pair of poorly-proportioned eyes stares intently into your soul. You quiver with fear.

A man who simultaneously suffers from werewolvism and albinism can only cure the latter when he is overtaken by the former.

Cross-eyed freak can't pull off a bow-tie.

Doodle or Die's lesser-known rival, Draw and Live.

A rather startled-looking man becomes the next victim of megalabioitis, better known as BIG FUCKING LIPS disease.

A pumpkin well-versed in art receives a death threat on his doorstep in the form of pie.

A stickman attempts to Solid-Snake a cow in a vain attempt to milk it. The cow is wary of the farmer's actions.

I'm so sorry for your parents.

Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory rolls out their new product, Wonka's Willies. Fill in the rest yourself.