A learned person remarks on the strangeness of this weeks issue of the National Enquirer

A yellow dinosaur is delighted by flowers

Psychedelic imagery with textual references I don't get. A purple and a yellow bacteria or something. It's abstract, so go nuts.

A sailor meets a trident-wielding Neptune, Roman God of the Sea

Decorated blue alien in formal military dress. Appendage on its head secretes red liquid. Take it as a mortal wound rather than a coat.

A smug orange alligator conversing with a purple python

A rasher of bacon

A garden gnome

A man standing beneath a rising sun

A greek island

An australian beer

The american oligarchy