Dragon's lost his marbles.

Dead bat gets CSI chalk outline.

Surprise it

Clifford gets so drunk.

I disapprove of you're lifestyle oatmeal raisin.

Cannibal stare.

Warewolf likes blue raspberry.

Donkey's lost his mind.

Plate of bloody stool.

Man on bath salts can't hang.

Big poose is a sly poose.

Cause of death: head fire/dislocation.