Sophisticated poodle running a multi million dollar company fires the cat intern for pooping in the flower pots.

Pizza with a thick layer of red sauce, slices of Shrek's skin scattered across it, along with a few tiny green worms. YUM!

America forgets that it has guns n shit so it starts swinging a baseball bat at Isis.

A Chinese man realizes that he has never truly pooped, but rather he's been laying the brown eggs of Godzilla his entire life.

Bill Gates realized that Apple was superior and fell into turmoil and became a balding pro wrestler.

Deep into outer space the planet "Mustardia" sent a gift out thousands of years ago to Earth. The gift will be arriving soon.

An old man accidentally spills all of his different colored paint in his eyes and exclaims "EEEEEEE!" while in extreme pain.

The code '765' is written on a white piece of paper that opens a safe containing a wonderful treasure!

A magic set of numbers washes up on shore, many today still wonder what the number "89" was doing in the Atlantic Ocean...

An invisible dog with only three legs visible to the human eye walking a red tightrope across a snowy Grand Canyon.

A man surprised to see his left leg has suddenly turned into a tentacle!

Bowling balls fall out of the sky as a dead pro bowler tries escaping his grave in a zombified form.