Bubs. BUBS.

I surrender! PLEASE WOLF GOD DON'T TEAR MY HEAD OFF

Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord. So that she might learn a ho's place. Amen.

Valve Software's new location for their creative department.

"Hoho! I won't fall into /that/ pile of elephant dung again!"

Hot pockets AGAIN, Mom? Go back to the kitchen.

YELLOW DUCKS? THEY MUST BE PURIFIED WITH ARSENIC

Because you are two-dimensional, son.

FILTHY WHORE.. You're too damned cute not to love. T-T

A hissing hotdog

Four-eyed ghost is confused on why his son can shoot water from his eyes.

Pumpkin just told this girl a very sexist joke. Girl is not amused.