A strong, independent black wizard who don't need no sorcerer.

I failed art class. I am a failure of a human being. I must go eat six tubs of butterscotch ripple ice cream.

Don't you hate it when you make a taco, then pick it up and all the stuff inside falls out? Well that just happened to the previous doodler.

Draw Double from Skullgirls. If not, draw John Watson. If not, draw a chameleon in a Hawaiian shirt sipping a cup of Root Beer with a straw.

This bald noseless suited man smokes a cigar and smugly grins at you. He believes that being you must be a thoroughly unpleasant experience.

A showerhead floats in the cloudy sky above Mt. Everest. The Eiffel tower, a ruby and two skyscrapers are visible in the background.

A magnificent piece of art, featuring an expression of extreme boredom written in black over a brightly coloured rainbow background.

A closeup of Gamzee's face, focusing on his eye and scars. Nicely drawn.

A red headed girl in a green sweater tearfully calls you a meany for throwing her into the pool fully clothed.

An aged man with white ponytailed hair holds a screaming pink baby at arms length while complaining about the smell.

A redheaded young boy uses a hammer to smash the ugly sweater his mother gave him for Christmas. The sweater bleeds. The boy is unimpressed.

You did it all for the... nookie. That seems like a kind of silly reason, to be honest.