Heidi Montag

Sometimes I sing into a salt shaker.

A warm beverage

Frankenstein's monster tearing at testicles

Invader zim reflects on a horse

Before there were rainbows, there was chaos.

Pink klingon bird of prey escaping fried eggs.

Solar vampire recharging... in the sun?

Like any good anime a green character is sucking the soul out of a blue character... through their eye.

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My Afro is talking to me but I am not sure it's right.

Sit back, relax and tell me about your mother. Did she bake for you or did she shit or touch you?

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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