A vampire and a aquaman are accompanied by an alien as they trick-or-treat on a dark night. The alien's costume is a little too good.

A bloody arm emerges from the tuba. Telly Monster's eyes are unfocused as he gazes into the middle distance. Cold.

A non-vampire's brain sprouts bat wings and flies away.

Jim Varney in "Ernest Recuperates from a Fist Fight"

A racist pretends to be a patriot.

She's about to take the hot new hallucinogen: Pure, unadulterated Ladybug.

An important chemical formula is inscribed upon rock.

Conjoined twins where one head is blue and the other is pink.

A Scottish pig in Highland dress got his own TV show! It's called "McPig's Sing-Along"

A business man looks with disdain at a green helicopter in the distance. He shouts "They knew too much!"