Niggers are mean

Where the fuck does my hairline meet my face?

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So three guys walk into a gay bar

A pen contemplating of writing on a piece of paper

A typical acid trip with Ernest Hemmingway

Grover from sesame street expressing his love for drugs

Someone wishing that they didn't put melted butter in their eyes

Happy Fact: Rats look like penises.

A falsely informed worm

An animal that is pissed because it has no freaking clue what it is.

A chocolate labrador retriever sexting on it's iPhone

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