The nose adoption service is born

Doodle or Die

A pizza delivery womyn is raped by the Patriarchy.

A fat Kirby with open sores

Weeping pickle is sad because he looks like a green bumpy coat.

An artist mistakenly uses the wrong mathematical symbol, and implies that Doritos are better than Lays, which they are not.

A chemist fucks around with brightly colored chemicals

Male Banana does a peeltease for the ladies

A large nosed man with many chins looks to the distance rather indifferently.

The first of many turtle-ogre hybrids

The force of a million suns

A stoned penguin

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