Two christmas trees having a gay old time
A usual morning at Mr. Smith's house in the year 2040
All out rock/paper/scissors war, pitting brother against brother, it is a travesty
A suicidal potato wants to be eaten
key lock
Crack cocaine
Mitt the last man
the apple caught the banana inflagranti with a bagel. OH NO!
a big fat cock
All 50 states in the USA join to form one giant state, thus simplifying the flag
Fuggin' fish!
The aliens protecting humanity from the giant pea monsters with chest hair
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