still a better love story than Twilight

Rayman has lost his right foot so now he struts around with a wooden peg. Yarr!

A cookie in the shape of a spaceship displays the universe to a stickman

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Headcrabs combined with onions wearing sunglasses, a legendary combination

"Excuse me Hello Kitty, wanna suck my badguy?" - said Robin while the queen of england was watching them.

Some bitch holding a ugly drawn flag with a questionmark on it

I once saw a grumpy leprachaun fart a rainbow with a pot of gold at the end. I wonder if it had something to do with his supper the last day

Digimon is going to eat a pokeball

A pussy and a cat.

A grey mole is digging a cave beneath a racetrack where ants carrying flags are racing against each other.

The man looked like a crazy professor: balding, with grey frizzy hair at the sides of his head, and a long beard.