Nerd falls in love with emo, and so he reveals to him his secret equation, E=P^2 nl

Green square regrets his last wish he made with use of his yellow pixelated genie.

"... but you can't outsmart the BANANA! AHAHAHAHA UWEEEEEE OHAHAHAHAHA, *snort snort* Ahahaaa..." - Heavy Weapons Guy

Zoidberg tries to consume coach without knowing reasoning behind such act.

Man is incredibly happy about ice-cream. Seriously, his smile is as big as half of his whole face, how excited he must be?

Magnet-man, a man bitten by radioactive magnet obtained his supernatural magnetic powers, which transformed his head and hands into magnets!

Meanwhile In Space

Yo momma last night

Person finds out how much it hurts when his/her eyes burn, and declares it out loud.

Person's realisation that every fourth drawing on doodle or die is dick.

Gimme a sammich.

Gandalf gave human a ball and teaches him a valuable lesson.