Proctologist.

"Honey, I'm home!" called the business-caterpillar as he crawled into his open-air home and set down his tiny briefcase.

A yellow stickman defecates onto the ground.

BBW to an extreme.

The face of an unfortunate soul who has for the first time seen Goatse.

To date, nobody has ever survived to warn of the dangers of interspecies relations with Pikachus.

The sun begins to peek out over the ocean.

A random Sesame Street background Muppet asks "Why Not?" in Spanish.

Someone doesn't even know what you are trying to say.

Two views of a redhead: one face forward, and one face down, dripping wet as someone's hands spread her legs.

Doodle or Die

A man calling in an order for a muffin imagines himself as a transvestite doing another muffin-eating guy up the bottom.

Doodle or Die

A young Kate Pierson of the B52s takes advantage of Fred Schneider's morning wood before he wakes up.

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