Uncanny Valley applied to an egg.

French chocolate.

Two men trying and failing to get high.

A pen writes something.

Kim Jong-Un, the fattest man to ever rule North Korea, prepares to eat a dog.

An elf with a sideways face and a key dangling from its earlobe.

It's a sad, sad day for Bald Hitler who still has a mustache.

A fish checks to see if his friend has drowned.

Mad Mod exclaiming his disapproval in the most American way possible.

An alien kills a bare Christmas tree and a flower.

DA EARF ASPLODIN'.

A man who smells like pure, unadulterated POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!