A grey Russian snake dances on a multi-colour tiled floor under a disco ball.

A man with a blue and red ball for a head and three legs kicks another man for being perfectly normal.

Resetti petittons against scrambled eggs and resetting your game. Oh, AND WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE BATHROOM!

A cactus points to his stomach and says it's too small.

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A potato thinks that Doritos are "Yum"

A phallus dances underneath some lamps.

Sun sticks it's toung out at Earth, who is looking disgusted.

This hole is my pride and joy!

A green monster needs to be fed.

Oh no! Where is my cookie?!

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