Drawing with a crappy mouse is almost as fun as pulling nose hairs.
420 YOLO
Tornados and their accompanying storm chaser vehicles really hate fruit. Especially when they're disguised as trees.
The yeti descends from a rocky crag high in the mountains.
The gray man is not only bound in handcuffs, but he has a ball and chain shackled to his ankle. He stands there quietly, contemplating.
It's like one of those Bratz dolls, but it had problems with it's mouth when coming off the assembly line. - ?
Kiss Chocolate Bar
Gal-o Sengen!
A guy with awesome hair and holding a beer shares tales of his exploits to a man with a martini. They are at a bar.
Mr. Mumford keeps spending all his street peddling money on classy sweaters instead of feeding his crack addiction. He is now desperate.
A candy apple going for a stroll, singing "Walkie Walkin' "
Monocle
I can see why you want that cat to die. Yes.