MAX HP +2

Two aliens ask a general for directions to France. I don't know about you, but I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

DANCE! *pew* DANCE FOR MAH, BOI! DANCE! *pewpew*

Barney looks upon the destruction he has caused, and weeps.

An overweight "no-souler" is quite dismayed at the fact he is a fat ginger.

Either a small man and and a large, pink, electrified dildo, or a normal-sized man and a mega dildo (Also electrified).

A confused-looking snake exits a woman's rectum, screaming with pain. Waitwhat

A man with a cookie for a head. Not sure how he's standing up. Because... it is a cookie, after all.

A grammatically challenged fish is proud of himself.