Black Freddie Mercury sings while covered in oil

Stupid overused jokes not allowed, chickens would never cross the road.

they'll never find me hiding inside this yellow jellyfish

Hugo Boss' perfume ads are getting much less creative nowadays

Santa's reindeer are calling in sick, so he's riding a train this christmas

They planted the C4 INSIDE MY HEAD

Hungry Pumkin has grown too large for the food place

"Oh god, is that rice pudding under the table?"

Ugly, socially awkward crybaby nerd

Chinese wookie teaches us about drug abuse

Man accidentally throwing his Wii remote at the TV.

Ghost with a muscular arm for a face.

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