Stoned shark suggests to a friend that he is the future.

T-Rex has a bright idea.

Harry Potter casting a spell in the middle of being bitch-slapped by some sort of terrifyingly happy pink monster.

Sentient zombie dick.

A man finds his refrigerator entirely empty and is furious only at the lack of beer.

An orange man, rendered incapable of getting up by the weight of his enormous penis, eats Doritos.

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Pink man wears poo hat.

A plain brown dog has achieved flight. He is mildly happy about it.

The Titanic hits an iceberg and explodes.

Suspiciously pleased yellow man.

On second thought, he should have realized the bills were counterfeit when he noticed they were orange.

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