Santa Claus sends Satan to do his job (and to buy him some "medicine")
A beautiful sun, with gorgeous orange eyes, and luscious red lips, magnificent
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A baked potato GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
a crazy dog flying around new york city
It is currently ∞²°F in Texas.
AND NOW THE WEATHER
Monkey business.
Is that a... badly-drawn Pepsi Max?
Jim Carrey
the Japanese rising sun flag self-combusts because it held in its farts for thousands of years
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it is going to hurt you.
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