A blob with a man's nervous, sweating face is bleeding quite a bit from its lower back

A religious chicken with a mullet just laid an egg!

This pink child is so happy that his smile goes off of his face! I'm not sure what it is that's making him so overjoyed, though...

An undesirable man eating a sugar cookie wrapped like a burrito

An angry man saves an alien that's not really in need of help right this second; another alien watches, concerned, from its UFO.

Help! Garfield lost his body!

The Duolingo bird almost gets struck by lighting because his pee was white and sticky!

two triangle eyes looking down

cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cherry bomb!

a man in a hot dog costume is upset that a man in a cob of corn costume is using the only two chairs in the room.

<- [Childish drawing] Just draw a blue giraffe eating an ice cream cone from an unsuspecting child :)

a man made of logs, whose eyes are orange and his hands are gray balls. he also has a leaf growing from his head, and he looks surprised.