Patrick Star dancing under the light of a beautiful sun xD

Discovering his sexuality

A GREEN AND YELLOW DOT FALLING THROUGH STAIRS

Typical /v/user

Asking Eric Cartman to stop doing what he was already doing.

Satan complaining he doesn't have enough souls to cleanse his filthy shit-covered asshole, so he starts yelling while theres shit everywhere

New Chain

The most beautiful dick ever drawn in existence of mankind

Stephen Hawking with a black eye playing basketball while being pushed by a creepy nun Apparently, Stephen knows how to roll with the hood.

Ching chong ping ling

A man reflexing his whole life so he can come to a decision between the blue stuff or the red stuff

New Chain

The best videogame ever

Future bacon

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