Congratulations, stranger. You are now making out with an octopus. Fun fact: octopi have beaks. Good luck with that.

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Young Sir Birmingham began to learn the ways of the aristocracy at a very young age. No one took him seriously because his head was huuuuge.

Zombie Nigel fords the river.

A dog got run over. It was possessed by Russian nanny (like the one from Men in Tights), which is now terrorizing some poor soul.

The Joker becomes a luchador.

I'll hook your anchor... if you catch my drift.

The neighbor's cat (you know, the one with eyebrows) desperately craves your approval.

The gimp is not pleased with the distribution of the jimmies on his ice cream; they are decidedly lopsided.

Mr. Bucket is bringing back stunna shades in the Antarctic.

Lakitu's cloud ain't no one's bitch.

Link had a baby with a cat. It lies somewhere on the spectrum between "cute" and "wtf is that thing." Hmmm.... I'll give it a "awwwwwwtf."