An unplugged menstruation machine

A pretty princess

Where did Mr. 842 go?

Bromance

Angry Penguin has a gun

Doodle or Die

A depressed elephant

A graph, where the X-axis is age and the Y-axis is likelihood of you showing someone your genitals, but you die unexpectedly at 60 years.

Cockpunch in the face

"Private, piss your response to my command in the Moon-snow."

Pink Lemonade

New Chain

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

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