Some guy starts to launch rainbows at Justin Bieber from his mouth.

A guy with an adorable red hat takes a boat ride in the starry night.

Doodle or Die's drawing page.

This guy has a really big dick. I bet the ladies love him.

The desires of man always end up shitting on his face.

A super cool guy with crab claws shoots hoops. His basketball appears to be a curled up cat.

Some Brazilian asshat steals a guy's glasses, and calls him a fag.

Batman has finally given in. Nothing else does it for him, except sloppy, sagging granny tits. He passes a dolla to a really old hooker.

PTLGM RQ is the name of a mutant with three eyes. He has arrived to send a message: "It hurts to live."

Doctor Who congratulates some redhead chick for taking a shit on a toilet in the middle of the street or some shit fuck I don't know

The erect, vascular penis says no.

The elephant cannot reach the apple. The elephant begins to cry.