the electromagnetic bond holding matter together suddenly stops working, and a blue bird ends up phased inside a panda's brain

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A guy clipping his best friend's toenails

The tooth fairy's less popular cousin, the Dook Fairy.

anthropomorphic drill bits engaging in...playful sodomy.

two hydrocephalic swedish twins engage in a round of playful sodomy

his hair has turned in to sausage.

Musically inclined bacon burgers

A concerned husband comes across his wife's dead body

Finn from Adventure time wearing "ZUBAS" about to kick spongebob-squareface in the crotch

A postcard from your satanic nephew who has Parkinson's disease

A remake of the classic 1980's adaptation of "The Fly" staring a dog as Jeff Goldblum and a can of 'Jolt Cola' as the Fly.

Life through the eyes of a baby bird

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