Rainbow crashlanding

No thanks. I already have a dog.

Triangleface Robot is here to fuck shit up. Get this party started motherfuckers!

Look Thor. I know you're my brother and all, but it's not incest as long as we don't touch balls. Give your brother some sugar.

New Chain

Erection in public

Holy shit. Psychopathic chinese guy just throwing bombs around like an asshole. Man that guy is a dick!

Ribbed mustasche guy has discovered anti-matter

A homesexual racist

Goth hooker trying to score

Just another day in the sad world of an impotent vibrator

Black mermaid out of water.

Spongebob not so squarepants is crying because he can't reach his purple sheet.

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