after centuries of battle, DNA and humans finally coexist under the white dwarf star.

a white guy on a black sand beach stares at the black man on the white sand beach, only to be inches away from each other

The states of America are its teeth, and together, they are the BITE OF JUSTICE!

A small black child holds everything in his hands, underneath a beating sun. Recycling is the only option.

A sad strawberry fills with guilt after hitting his crack pipe. Unable to care for his family.

Doodle or Die

Magikarp getting revenge

Doodle or Die

i dare you to draw someone declining free pie

Doodle or Die

The division sign is next to the stop sign (that kind of looks like a rat) cant be seen by two gentlemen asking the inanimate for existence.

big stupid jellyfish

the kitty doesn't understand why the cactus is angry

A balloon lobster decides whether to eat a wasabi burger or a noodle dog.

An impressive distance separates the balls and the hand in this enchanted pube-filled forest. the man fucks himself in the ass

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