the human shit

top view of a pig with glasses

a man crawling on the floor in a puddle of urine trying to reach his umbrella while its raining blood

the real people behind konami latest wrongdoings

Doodle or Die

9/11 in bizzaro world

Schrödinger's cat

a ninja shouting "samen my fear life" (i think...?)

Doodle or Die

sonic spouts some punk propoganda

a pig stops eating a stack of hay be because he found a fuckhuge stack of dollars

a guy is very confused because of a hand

some guy with a blue collar wants to shoot mario

a sheep impaled for the name of donald trump

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