kirby becomes a basketball

oj simpson ejaculates in my fucking coffee

coke with a hint of pepsi

my anus

my house fell off

jacksepticeye is secretly a giraffe

smooth criminal

A Metroid and Samus, with Samus labeled as "metroid dude" and the Metroid labeled as Samus. Clearly someone hasn't played a lot of Metroid.

The Legend of Zelda: A link between worlds

TJ "Henry" Yoshi

The frog from Frogger jumps on top of a car and exclaims "i'm too old for this shit"

yoshi has committed tax fraud