WinDOSE 2000 loading screen. Bill Gates grinning maniacally, he's ready to use the 5G towers to activate the microchips from his vaccines.

Doodle or Die

Planet Diarrheos, known for its murky brown oceans, frequent shitstorms and abundance of explosive geysers

Doodle or Die

The pink flower, bloodied knife in hand, with splatters on his face, has his back turned to the someone asking what it's hiding."Nothing..."

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Man steps into a puddle on purpose and pretends it was an accident whilst contorting himself into an abnormal stance and pointing at it.

Le french banane

As you lie on the pavement helpless at the feet of an evil one-eyed clown, you look up at the sky to see a helicopter filming the event

A man, a fish, the Sun, a familiar scene... Except it's on the moon and the Earth is happily watching it unfold.

Doodle or Die

OH IT'S MY LOVE, THE ONE AND ONLY COMPANION CUBE! YOU CAME BACK! I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I SWEAR!!! I HAD NO CHOICE!

Bane, despite his medical condition, smokes 5 giant cigarettes and an enormous cigar all at once through his mask.

Side scroller RPG character just used a cheap healing potion, and will have to deal with the inconvenient side effect : obesity.

007 intro sequence, but it's a cat :3

Doodle or Die

March 44 BC, "Et tu, Brute?". It seems Caesar was hallucinating his other friends : Brutus alone stabbed him in the back.

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