North Pole's sexiest old man, strip-teasing around a large candy cane in his Christmas thong. While it snows. What a bamf.

An elephant sheds a single tear as it listens to the music its deceased parents always listened to when they drank from the river.

a black man and a duck in astronaut suits are being consumed by the black man's voluminous afro.

man screaming at spider because man has spider arms and spider has man arms

Ellis saying "Idaho" with a smug-as-fuck face

Mr. Krabs on crack showing off his lady lumps on a mountain top.

Kai from the Ninjago episode "The Green Ninja" when he unlocks his True Potential.

A pale six-eyed man hides underwater to nurse his orange babies

stick man with a mouse plugged into his pencil sharpener

Dutch from Motorcity is going dutch.

Masada-Sensei!

A cheeseburger with ketchup spilling out the side, abandoned on a lone sidewalk. Poor, greasy burger...