Another man attempts a fauxhawk. The fashion police strike quickly.

I've been thinkin' bout drinking Draino / a nice big glass to make all my pain go / somewhere else, somewhere deep inside / SUICIDE!

Rabbit is unhappy with the new form of propulsion he has discovered.

Vader's mighty Silver Cock of Smiting gives him the ability to grow to massive heights!! ...also +3 against vehicles, I guess.

I’m just a peeping tom On my own for far too long Problems with the blues nothing left to loose

DO NOT TRUST the clown with the blue hair. I repeat, DO NOT TRUST.

A worm forgets that it is a worm.

As we all know, smoking makes you irresistible to members of your own sex.

Blue Kacheek likes you a lot. Blue Kacheek wants to brush your teeth with peanut butter.

Yoda, I like you, I do. I just don't.. I don't LIKE like you.

Awwww, Junior's always so cute when he's threatening to beat you into paste with his baseball bat.

Unfazed by the wound on his temple, the moon remains arrogant about his paltry moonbeams.

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