lily the baby pukes up her first word. awwww

billy joe the redneck book can not learn to shut up

joey the snowman cried while his children expolded

bobby the rainbow was smoking pot until a bra tried to attack him

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Merlin the wizard sticks a dido up a unicorns ass

Gunther the dj gets down like a lamb chop

john licked the tip of the giant peak

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