Shooting this stop sign with this rifle should allow my safe passage through the indescribable landscape I find myself in.

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The end of the world!

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Draw the position of the phloem in the root of a dichoteledenous plant. (1 mark)

A Lego man spots a nubcat on the wing of a plane. Contrary to popular belief, a Nubcat looks exactly how a cat doesn't.

A dog dies due to the huge swelling tumour in his leg, causing it to look very much like a huge club.

Broccoli can no longer withstand the merciless bullying

Pretty horse in a nice tutu does some wonderful ballet

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Carbominohaemoglobin floats happily in an erythrocyte

French cat!

A man is dressed nicely for the occasion, but seems to be missing his face. He knew he'd forgotten something.

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A bat visits the doctor after discovering he has arthritis.

Doodle or Die

A huge blue jelly bean vomits blue food colouring after seeing an anime poster on the wall

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