I could make this into a Homestuck reference somehow...

Goth pregnant girl running away from some kind of shit-police while holding a bomb.

what in the fuck

YouTube got a serious downgrade...

Some kind of human-duck hybrid spoiling a book for a real human.

Some kind of chick being puked on by a rainbow or whatever the fuck.

chemical x

Liquified babies.

Some small guy riding a rocket into a bigger guys ear.

hair loss

Teenager Gaz or...?

Hipster lecturing some very depressed purple people.