lesbian probably

Some sort of pirate anime character and his overwatch obsessed dad fight an octopus

Shrek! at the disco

Voldemort wins the beauty pageant!

sassy chef is surprised by the fact that the turkey is still alive!

a flying cactus

george washington gains

posiedeons wrath

yo dawg I heard you like roller skates

a pizza threatens and alien with a knife

olives being washed

Let's get riiiiiiiight into the news!