startrek fishing for a albino fish,

grandma is severely unamused at your choice in hats for her.

the orange ghost in pacman on an LSD trip.

booger ain't go no money.

coffee with puke in it is "nice!"

man punches wolf but wolf ain't giving no fucks.

swearing yogurt.

man wishes to fulfill his dream of being a bird.

a black snake who wishes to pursue its career as a clown.

dino...saur?

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smurfs playing poker. One is cheating. What a bastard.

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