Just took a mean poo... Started out normal but the the cork popped and hot diarrhea poo shot ot my ass. Steam came out the bowl for reals.

Release the kraKen!

Prometheus sucked, everyone dies except the girl that self aborted her alien baby who turns out to be alive and killed the bad guy.

Flying unicorn using rainbow propulsion from its anus. Beneath it is a battlefield built on magic and the power of love.