An Alien in tight purple shorts throwing clay.

Dogs VS God.

Crabs VS God.

A mother with horrible fashion sense.

Mickey mouse possessed by the demon of the west.

Adam Sandler VS God.

A monstrosity often thought to be mistaken as a pile of dough.

Some nerd saying no to life.

A monster truck almost crushing innocent orphans.

Aliens VS God.

Cowboys VS God.

The Blarg are attacking and its the top story.