you can always say (Y)es to Uncle Jimmy boo...

tapeworm

scared of the dark so stands under the only source of light in hope that those 'things' won't devour him

England

slender, horror... if you dare.

"Opening Day"

paint on a pallet

PMS - one pissed mother

two people share a fortune cookie

Frank: What are we looking at? Timothy: It appears to be a red light of some kind Rudolf: Your Mum!

Hey Mum! Look! I shat out Dad's watch!

Baby Dino follows his new friend