What do you call it in english... "Propels?"

He wanted to be like the other ducks... Unfortunately he was born green.He wondered "Will I dream?" Then he killed himself

Pedophile is getting candy for his slave children before he is eating them and shitting them out.

My hand is so beautiful! THE PERFECT HAND!!!!

What happened that day? Nobody knows, but suddenly all the colors of the world disappeared and everything was grey and sad.

She wanted to experience the world! Was it really so much to ask for .. Instead she would sit onto the the hateful face for life.

"WE ARE ALL SCREWSED!" Yelled the housewife as the milkman f**ked her on the dinningtable.

Hitler hates nachos!

OH NO! A plate of raisins are attacking the old man! Somebody do something!

He came out of nowhere.. He was a mystery.. he was a legend.. He was SUPERSNAIL!

The seagull is not impressed by her admirer the werewolf who learned himself to fly for her sake..

When I wake up and discover that it's monday already