An immature child browses a website on the internet with some sort of doodle game. Rather than successfully participating, he draws dicks.

A man has an erection. His penis is for some reason a foot. Not a foot long, just a foot. A human foot.

MOUSE MAN! Meet the new, super strong, super fantastic computer mouse superhero!!

Bird stares at the spanish word for "soup"

A fucked up bird with 1 and a half legs

Rick Perry.

A man surfing on a giant wave as his bird arch-nemesis prepares to strike

A flaming beaver. It's not what you think, I swear.

Extreme close up of about half an eye, thinking "feels good"

Rick Perry is Rick. Fo' REAL.

POV from a jackolantern

Giant battle between tortilla chips and ruffles