Awe-inspiring modern art (paint spilled onto canvas by clumsy child)

Blonde pimp pisses straight down near a pile of play-doh. "Doubloons!" he grunts.

blue-eyed black hole weeps red galaxies, her new wig and lipstick just aren't wooing the other voids like she'd hoped

New Chain

Hannibal tearfully devouring his own legs.

melancholy broccoli stalked by mashed potato ghost

Doodle or Die

low-budget Fan-made Twilight short "Broken Pipes" starring Horny Elf Maiden & Beefy-Limbed Electric Tinkerbell Monster

a tank stealthily hovers above a tired cyclops egg

deranged bug-man thinks of an oak tree to prevent himself from farting while his blue-eyed bride watches tentatively

unimpressed asian says blah to gun triggers. telepathic weapon-firing is the way to go!

"Exactly." said the delirious girl with mud dripping down her forehead as she gave an encouraging thumbs up

regretful neckbeard

humanized ballerina pinkie pie dodges UFO beam inside a giant's mouth

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×