Crabdad has had enough of bowling and decides to shave his legs.

MY GOD WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL?!

A boy kissing a decapitated head, his jacket flowing in the wind.

Your favorite character from anything! :D

John is beautiful. Spider-bitch disagrees.

A man is angry when he discovers the suspicious yellow liquid he chugged was, in fact, not juice.

A poker-faced king sits atop his mighty throne, staring down at the earth from outer space. "How the fuck did I even get here," he says.

"ZASRUFHHJ!" exclaimed the angry pork giant, chasing the small, distressed orange blob into an oblivion.

Hussie's ghostly white gaze pierces your soul.

Pikachu has a craving for rainbow nyan poptarts.

A garbage can and a basketball sail across the ocean on a boat titled, "S.S. OTP" while fondly regarding the red heart-shaped sun.

I'm blue buddabeebumbadi