A real boy was born that day, next to the house waffle and the porno bush

UFO cookie is angry with gray angry eyebrows, it's angry at ketchup an mustard

spongenuts

one piece punches a reverend in the fucking mouth

triforce of physics

bong nose

Don't stop me now, I'm explodin like an atom bomb, I'm outta cotrol!

Exploding soldier doesn't forget to email his wife, reminding her that she is his one, his only, love.

happiness garbageman

beautiful cheese, frankenstein taco

shit pickle

genuine chocolate man bested in combat by half chocolate half gray man

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