spider cant figure out how to build a web, he doesn't even understand the instructions

leech drank so much blood it is taking a turd as big as a humans

concerned girl

this person is playing doodle or die instead of writing their essay, dooming themselves to a life of peniless servitude

well dressed cyclops dorito beats a young boy with his cane

'juliet is dead, who cares, the whole thing is over rated, may as well laugh at her corpse, lol'

a princess likes being in the dark, and so does a bear that means to sexually abuse her

the captain is alive, surprising a young girl

a huge tumor called nam

apple on a stick

turd nose mcgee

when you've got 2 noses, limbs are just a burden. Lose 'em!