Superman crossed the yellow "CAUTION" line, which against the law, so he gets yelled at by the line itself!

Die Pie! DIE! I've had enough of your deliciousness! I'll pump your sweet sweet body full of lead!

Snake is snakey

Fukushima nuclear power plant getting attacked by a giant sea snake, pooping rainbows

a guy called chris

vegan bunny is starting a war with the carnivor sun

veggie taco is on his greatest adventure

Germany

get that shit offa mah face

Blue haired transvestite is doing something weird that we can't see, although I presume that we wouldn't want to anyway!

dancing creed on da roof needs to become a clown

A Tripod attacking a city with its heatray, while Jeff Wayne is doing a live concert of the soundtrack to "War of the Worlds"