Oh wizards. No sense of humor, no sense of morals.

You can't eat bricks. Well, it's not advised... You c-could try...

Oh shit the fucking clock of England Land.

Picasso has really let himself go.

Taco ripper bear. Cause... we need them, I tell you.

Horses go neigh, you fuck.

Altair can't fly. Doesn't even. What is this? Pyramids can't fly either. Physics and Lore took a holiday...

Dude, chill. Turn back blue or something.

You fuck. Robots don't go through puberty.

I think you should. You'll die otherwise. The site says so. YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE DO YOU?!

Dark skater snail. Seems to have wheels of uranium. Bitchin'.

Yellow sends its regards to Pumpkin, King of the Orange Hue.

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